by Doug EmoryI'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who work hard, make good choices, and achieve should be punished and taxed heavily. It's not fair that they should be doing better than others who make bad choices, don't work, and have no desire to achieve.
I'm voting Democrat because I want to pay more taxes to support services for illegal immigrants, drug addicts, crack whores with six illegitimate children and more wasteful, inefficient, poorly run government programs.
I'm voting Democrat because I want the company I work for to shut down or move out of the country. The Democrats will make sure they don't take advantage of me anymore! They will tax them and regulate them out of business or out of the country!
I'm voting Democrat because I want to pay high prices for gas and energy. Profit is a dirty word and no one should be allowed to make it, especially the oil companies! The Democrats will punish the companies that provide these things and make sure that American resources are not ever tapped to increase supply, decrease cost, decrease foreign dependence, and support growth in the economy.
I'm voting Democrat because I want to lose the freedom that tens of thousands of brave men and women in the military gave their lives to preserve. I want to be a slave to a big government bureaucracy, government regulation, and government control of every aspect of my life! The Democrats will take care of me!
I'm voting Democrat because even though the concepts of free market economics, freedom, and hard work are the foundation of the greatness of the United States we need change!
I'm voting Democrat because they won't fight radical Muslim extremists and terrorists. The Democrats will negotiate with them and be sympathetic to them and everything will be OK.
I'm voting Democrat because their policies, foresight, and brilliance have made life better for so many people. Just look at Detroit, Gary Indiana, Washington D.C, New Orleans, San Francisco and other places run by Democrats! I want the rest of the country to be like these places!
I'm voting Democrat because I want to weaken the military and put our country and soldiers in danger. Iran, Russia, China, Pakistan, and North Korea don't really pose a threat to us.
I'm voting Democrat because I think the unemployment rate is too low. I don't think it is fair that the U.S has an unemployment rate lower than other countries!
I'm voting Democrat because I want to destroy the best health care system in the world. The government will give me health just like in other countries.
I'm voting Democrat because socialism has worked so well in other parts of the world, why not here?
I'm voting Democrat because they will take care of me when I'm old by giving me a tiny, fractional, miniscule portion of the money I paid to them back to me when I retire even though I could have retired with millions if I had invested it on my own!
I'm voting Democrat because they will leave my children and grandchildren with a colossal debt to pay long after I am dead and gone. Too bad for the little brats! They deserve to pay!
I'm voting Democrat because they will tax my estate heavily after I am gone even though I have paid taxes over and over on the resources I've accrued. I know the Democrats will put it to good causes like more government programs. I didn't want my family to get that money I worked hard for anyway!
I AM SO SMART! I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT!